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The "round bundles of gold" are here

Dear members and constituents,
Last Friday afternoon I received an inquiry from this week's donut girl, Christie Rygiewicz, inquiring as to whether three dozen donuts would be appropriate on a Friday before Memorial weekend. "Will my little round bundles of gold go to waste due to many constituents having the day off?" she asked. Now, as you can imagine, this put me in a real dilemma. The instinctive answer of "bring three dozen anyway" would likely mean a lot of wasted donuts, but it could also mean more donuts for me. On the other hand, if I said two dozen donuts was the right number and, for some reason, the lessons history has taught me about donut days and holidays about a seasonal lowering of demand did not materialize this time we might have a run on the donuts. In the end I did the right thing and told Christie two dozen would be appropriate.

It appears, however, that Christie decided not to heed my advice and has gone with three dozen (you go girl!). That means we will need those of you who are in the office today to "contribute" by (a) letting yourself go a little and having that extra donut and/or (b) bringing a friend (possible recruiting opportunity).

Happy Friday!

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