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Donut Doodle Dandy

Dear Members and Constituents,
In trying to figure-out Wednesday’s cool-looking Google Doodle (Jorge Luis Borges’ 112th birthday), I stumbled across a list of Google Doodles you’ll never see. This, and a Rockies game later that day, were sufficient inspiration to get my head spinning around what other doodles Google might never noodle? I’m sure you’ll probably have a few ideas of your own, but I was able to come-up with a couple. How about a former Colorado Rockies player whose unfortunate encounter with a moth put him in the news this week? The Matt Holliday doodle might look something like this…

Another item which, surprisingly enough, has not been made into a doodle are donuts. Although I was slightly taken aback to find this delicious pastry has not been featured, after the initial disappointment, I decided to take matters into my own hands and take a stab at one (perhaps Google can use it next year for national donut day)… or to celebrate Greek police having “blown a hole in a ring of alleged crooks who had cornered the doughnut market in a beach resort” (never mind the fact that rings –and donuts– already have holes!)



Another way they could use this doodle is to celebrate the fact Kevin Meadors (donut boy) has brought-in five dozen donuts from both LaMar’s AND Krispy Kreme. (that’s enough donuts to make ten Google Doodles). Now, even if you were in the mood for strudel (which would be rather brutal), I think our selection (oodles and oodles) will satisfy you(dle)… In fact, one might say we have the whole kit and caboodle.
Happy Friday!

P.S. Notice how this e-mail went-out at 8:26 AM on 8/26? Cool!

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