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New Acronym: DAAS

Dear Members and Constituents

With all the buzz around cloud computing it occurs to me this term was not coined in Colorado. We would be all about blue sky computing. None of this cloud mumbo jumbo. The latest trend is to call it CAAS -computing as a service. In fact, you can add “AAS” after almost anything and have a trendy acronym: IAAS, SAAS… PAAS –Infrastructure, Software…. Passover? respectively. Case in point, this e-mail was drafted entirely using Dragon Dictation. Sure it has its glitches (below is the unedited output of this application), but it does the job. What if DAAS was added to the lingo? What would donuts as a service look like? Donuts show-up every Friday without you having to go buy them. Wait! We already have that, it's called the Friday Donut Club. This Friday, services were rendered by Melissa Blassingame, donut girl. So, come partake in this new technological revolution and the next time someone asks "how did you get that donut?" just say it's DAAS .

Happy Friday!

(As promised, for your amusement, here is the Dragon Dictation raw output)
With all the buzz around cloud computing it occurs to me this term is not going to Colorado. we be all about blue sky computing benefits cloud so just go. Latest trends to call at CAF computing as a service. In fact you can add a a S after almost anything and have a trendy acronym; at 8 AM on my AAAS P AAAS- their infrastructure Passover? Respectively. Jason point this e-mail was drafted entirely using Dragon Dictation. shirts that if you bitches( Below is the unedited output of this application but it does the job ) what is the AAAS ratted the lingo? What we doing this as a service look like? Go to show up every Friday without you having to go by the. Wait. We are you have that it's called Friday go to club. This Friday services rendered by Melissa Blasingame you're doing a girl to come partake in this new technological revolution and the next time someone asks how did you get that donut just say it's dad .
Happy Friday
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