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Donut Humor


Dear Members and Constituents,
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A donut rolls into a bar and starts drinking like there's no tomorrow. The concerned bartender remarks
[Bartender]- You're looking a little glazed-over, maybe you ought to stop.
[Donut]- Nah, I'll be o-cake. It’s just my Sweetie pie broke-up with me last night. I think my shape torus apart. Now, I feel like there's a hole at the center of my being.
[Bartender]- So that's why you're drinking Bailey’s. You want to be cream filled!

I must admit it sounded much better with the 80's sitcom laugh track in my head. It could've been cruller -get it? Hopefully I got you to crack a smile. But if I didn't there's hope yet. I brought-in five dozen Krispy Kreme's this morning, and that's no joke. Bite into one, I guarantee it will cheer you up.
Happy last Friday of the current rotation!

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