Dear Members and Constituents,
As some of you know, I don't get baseball. I understand the rules and love the ballpark experience. I do, however, find the absence of beer and hotdogs can make the game seem rather boring. I've heard there is a strategy angle –a battle of wits between pitcher and batter- which is lost on me. There are far too many games, and the sport seems to relish scandal. I didn't grow up with baseball so perhaps you can blame my upbringing. Then again, I didn't grow-up with donuts and look at me now, pimping the delicious treats Jeff King (donut boy) brought today. There's four dozen here, so no need to take PEDs to beat the competition. Then again they're Krispy Kreme's, so there's a chance we might run-out.