Have you tried turning-off the sound during our governor's daily updates? --or, as I like to call them Polis' Pandemic Presentations (PPP). Better yet, pour yourself a drink, play the Macarenaa and watch the highly expressive sign language interpreter move! I don't know what she's saying --clearly something more lively than a Colorado Covid Communication (CCC), but boy does she earn her keep. Don't get me wrong here, I'm not downplaying the crisis. My family is following the guidelines, but obsessing over every detail of something I don't control is not my thing. So, when my wife's Judge Judy hour is interrupted, I pop some corn, pull-up a chair and play Los del Rio's one hit. Of course, for Friday's edition I may mix it up a bit. Maybe play the electric slide and enjoy a donut instead.