Friends,
When your mind plays tricks on you, embrace it! I know I do.
Take that CNN notification on my iPhone this week that read "cyclone
destroys city, space and herpes." A
city, I get. A cyclone destroying space, on the other hand, must be one hell of
a hurricane. As for destroying herpes, well, that feels like a bit of a
stretch, even to me. Or that trip down the vitamin aisle. Who names these
things anyway? Super B Complex? Is that for students who can't seem to get an A
so they have a psychological hang-up? Or the person talking their rabid little
dog off their insane barking spree. Instead of a gentle "don't bark at the
nice man", which we all know is for my benefit anyway, how about
"you're spoiling the element of surprise, we'll get him when he least
expects it". After all, if it's truly for the dog's benefit, she doesn't
understand words, just your tone. As for my insistence on sending donut e-mails,
even though we by and large work at virtual offices, well, I'd like to imagine
we are all virtually sharing in a sweet treat and a hot beverage. Embrace it!
Happy Friday!
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