According to JP’s extensive research work into Donut lore, today is the official International Day of the Donut*.
Isn’t it ironic that on the International day of the Donut, JP, our Donut CEO, is in Ecuador hundreds of miles from the nearest Donut purveyor; while we have 5 dozen of LaMar’s finest to celebrate this widely acclaimed international holiday. Some come by JP’s office and observe this, the most wonderful of holidays, with a freshly delivered donut courtesy of Yuko Aoyagi.
*Fact checkers have been unable to substantiate this claim by independent research, i.e. a Google search.