Since today is April 23, and as you must already know April 23 is the official Talk Like Shakespeare day, I bring you a Friday morning Sonnet.*
Donuts and the Bard
‘Tis Friday, the three and twentieth day.
Officially time to talk like Shakespeare,
In the month of April, right before May.
Methinks this day shall pleaseth mouth and ear.
Start with the high post of donuts to eat.
To embrace and talk like the bard today,
Is a quest cousins, to you I entreat.
Use ur olde English and see what ye say.
Sir Rusty Corne is no canker-blossom,
A Dozen by four he hath supplieth.
LaMar’s sweet moist temptations most awesome.
Get thou to JP’s, don’t walk ye, runneth.
Wrap now this folly and move it along,
JP’s back next week, and I beat the gong.
*I didn’t say a good Sonnet.