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Now I know my A-B-Cs, won't you have a donut please

Dear Members and Constituents,
Are bizarre Compositions dead? Extinct forever? Gone? Has industrialization jauntily killed lyricism? Methinks not. Our proposal quietly reveals something there… unseen verses willingly ‘xposing youthful zeitgeist. After briefly considering despair –embracing failure, going home– It just kept lingering, my notion of providing quality reading, sorting these unruly vain words ‘xcruciatingly, yes, zealously alphabetized. Boldly celebrating donuts, everyone’s favorite guilty habit, is Julius¹, keenly leveraging Matt². Not one pastry quashed. Ravenously swallow this unusual variety, with ‘xhilarating yummy zest!
Happy Friday!


¹ Julius Pasion (donut boy)
² Matt Hawthorne, who delivered donuts on Julius’ behalf. The latter is working from home today to care for his newborn child. Congratulations to the new dad!

P.S. Those reading on a device without formatting support may be questioning my sanity. What could possibly be driving my word and message selection? While you’re probably right to challenge my mental health, there is a method to my madness: all the words on the preceding message are arranged in an alphabetic pattern –spanning three complete alphabets!

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