Dear Members and Constituents,
I find it strange that Wikileaks Alum Julian Assange
would pick Ecuador to open its doors (for Political asylum).
This country suppresses the freedom of press,
rather ironic a man who's iconic
for spilling the beans on so many regimes
now wants to get shelter from a massive offender.
What's not a surprise, you should realize
is the presence of donuts, Melissa Matthews is on it, (having just delivered four dozen Lamar’s beauties).
Come on down and get yours, lest exhaustion occurs.