Dear Members and Constituents,
Happy national
doughnut day! As you consider ways to celebrate, let me throw an idea into
the mix. What better way to celebrate this perfect first Friday of June by
plunging into the second half of the year with a big smile covering the bottom
third of your face. Start by ridding your mind of any care and imagining fluffy
baby bunnies frolicking in the green grass (that is unless, of course, you
suffer from leporiphobia in which case, envision yourself tossing the holy hand grenade of Antioch at the killer rabbit). Remember the crisp
morning breeze tossing your hair around as it caressed your face when you
walked into the office this morning . Now flex your cheek muscles until your
eyes squint a little and your teeth show… there you have it, a smile on your
face. If that did not do the trick, bring to mind five dozen donuts
materializing before your eyes. The sweet smell wafting through the air.
Fortunately, you don’t need to rely on your imagination for this. You can
simply come over to my desk and grab a sweet delicious donut for yourself. On
this most solemn donut holiday, Yuko Aoyagi (donut girl) went overboard and
delights us with an extra dozen of these, the most appropriate of treats. So,
waste not, want not… share the positivity by bringing a friend over for a
donut. I look forward to seeing your pearly whites.
Happy Friday!
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