18th Century Problems

Friends,

These days, it's easy to take well-fitting clothes for granted. Whether you’re 6’4” and overindulge in donuts daily, are a petite starvation diet freak, or happen to be Bad Bunny, chances are you won’t have a wardrobe malfunction when wearing a dress. The same can’t be said for 18^th century gowns. If oil paintings, marble sculptures and reliefs from that era are any indication, clothing was so ill-fitting it was fairly normal for women to walk around with one breast out. It appears to have been so commonplace, folks became impervious to the scene. Imagine being there.

- Excuse me, m’am, your boob is out.

- Yeah, I know, this darn dress keeps letting the girls out.

- Just thought I’d point it out, you know, before we join that hysteric mob down the block.

- I guess I’d better try to tuck it in again ...

So glad the worst we must put up with is slow WiFi, not having enough time to watch all the streaming services we pay for, and an overly broad selection of donut shops that makes it hard to choose where to go next. I guess we’ll manage somehow.

Happy Friday!

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