Algorithms Socializing

Friends,

Do you ever wonder about social algorithms? You know, the ones deciding what adjacent content to show you based on your interests and behavior. I don’t know about you but mine act like a volunteer committee. I imagine the decision making process goes like this:

Say, JP follows NASA and engages with space.com so how about we frequently show him content from flat earth groups.
Yeah, but only troll posts.
Is there any other type? You know, while we’re at it, we should show him UFO content.
How do you figure?
You know, space… plus he’s also interested in architecture… hello? Pyramids and s#!t…
Bet! Say, isn’t he into history? Let’s throw in some illuminati and Knights Templar fiction.
And click bait. Can’t forget the click bait.
But he hates it.
Your point?
Riiiiight!
Donuts?
On his feed?
Nah! All this rapid fire creativity made me hungry, let’s go grab a dozen.
You mean a baker’s dozen….

And so the algorithms head out to socialize at Dunkin’ after a productive session. Or something.

Happy Friday!

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